He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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