you guys were way drunker than both of me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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