I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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