as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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