If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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