I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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