And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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