You can't special order awesome
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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