Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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