My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
