Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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