toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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