Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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