called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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