He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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