R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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