i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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