He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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