Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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