Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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