That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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