I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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