You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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