Non-Jews are for practice
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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