i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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