i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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