Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So apparently I’m into choking now
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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