so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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