so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You made out with two different species that night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.