North Korea, Best Korea!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
wow bdsm is so cute
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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