erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
23 Men Confess What Gifts Would Brighten Their Day
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?