windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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