So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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