Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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