My Higher Power is John Stamos
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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