I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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