How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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