oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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