It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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