so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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