Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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