Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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