It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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