TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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