I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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