Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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