apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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