If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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