We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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