Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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