I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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