So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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