Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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