Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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