the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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