At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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