Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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