I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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