i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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