You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
