Are we in a gay sports bar?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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