I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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