It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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