I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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